B & G's Den of Laundered Socks

Via Jeux

so that post was cruel.
i mean, its true that i win.
and its true that i care more about my darling little pea soup layout than the chief does.
but saying "bite me" was just uncalled for.
i feel so ashamed.

ASHAMED!!!!

as i suspected, i was the last one to post anything here. so i win.

i am apparently the only one who ever cared for this poor little green hunk of randomness.

deal with it.

yeah im back. deal with it.

ohhh yes, and i guess ill just wish myself a happy bday, because my little partner in blogging-crime here couldnt manage to post a bday wish for moi. *SIGHS*

happy bday me.

haha im just messin with ya. here's our quotes of the day:

eluses: i've been pulled into the muffintron tractor beam
SpaceCowgirl2501: SUPER FLOPPY DISK-LABYRINTH MUFFINY TRACTOR BEAM POWER!!

as i write this a car alarm is pounding away rythmically.. almost pleasant but just on the edge of annoying. i think it might have been in the key of A.. a key i resonate with, though mostly A minor. love those minor notes. anyway, this is boring. today it is actually warmer outside than in the apartment. now i've moved onto the weather. equally boring. i must be in a boring mood, or perhaps.. as the saying goes: only boring people get bored. who knows? if someone is actually reading this maybe they could share. and monkeytron.. when are you gonna put some style into this sickly green blogpage? you being the HTML goddess of our times! ahh the cheerios were good. but better last night. off to find coffee and gigs... -g-chief

im wearing a shirt the color of this blog! AARGGHH

so im in the computer lab...sneaking off a post because i am dead with boredom.
g says he's going to leave the internet. haha, as if he could ever stay away. if he does leave, all the fans of this great american blog should kick him. actually, no. violence is wrong. just give him a very perturbed poke on the shoulder. that should get your point across swimmingly.

haha there i go again, assuming this thing has fans. u know what they say, assuming makes an ass out of u and ming. cant get more true to life than that. whats this i hear? the nonexistent fans are frustrated with my incessant chattering? well guess what folks, once g leaves, IM ALL U GOTS. so ud better start dealin with it real quick-like.

so... apparently i used to know how to leave a link on myspace... but the old rules don't seem to apply anymore. logic fails. suddenly the 2nd law of thermodynamics doesn't apply. gravity gave up. light is not light. sound is not sound. we don't exist. but then. we do exist once again. anyway.. today its a beautiful day out there and i intend to enjoy it. i found piles of old photos in the basement. i'm doing my wash. i have eaten cheerios. and so monkeytron, i hope you and boromir are getting it on - i mean getting on nicely. rave reviews. dreaming of the 80's.. in my photo pile a ton of those little pics you hand out to your friends in high school. bubbly silly writing on the back. nostalgia is the drug of choice. over and out -

excuses excuses. just admit it chief, ol monkeytron is the brains of this operation. i am the html goddess, and it cannot be denied MUHAHAHAHA...ahh well my mind is fried, like an egg, only not as tasty. i will add to this lurvely post at a later date.

ps...i dont want any questions along the line of "if you are a supposed html goddess, why is this layout still so sickeningly green??"

ya know monkeytron.. your myspace fans would be sick.. sick with jelousy at this shared blog of ours.... mwahahahahahaha.................

ah you are so correct...they will be green with envy. as obnoxiously green as this layout is. and thats saying something.
i just cant wait to start getting the jealous fanmail...perhaps one of us should begin advertising this literary masterwork on myspace...

SpaceCowgirl2501: yo chief
eluses: well well
eluses: what timing
SpaceCowgirl2501: timing indeed
eluses: i am right now responding to our little blog...
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha
SpaceCowgirl2501: i see
SpaceCowgirl2501: did u enjoy my little observation?
eluses: ah just wait
SpaceCowgirl2501: oh dear
SpaceCowgirl2501: this should be good
eluses: hehehawhaw
SpaceCowgirl2501: r u done
eluses: noper
SpaceCowgirl2501: im going on it!!
SpaceCowgirl2501: will that bump u off?
SpaceCowgirl2501: hm i guess not
eluses: well there it is
SpaceCowgirl2501: ahhh
eluses: ahh indeed
SpaceCowgirl2501: yeah great track record u have with that other one
SpaceCowgirl2501: *coughs*
eluses: that's over a year of writing!
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha and collectively...what,
about a month's worth?
SpaceCowgirl2501: how many posts r there
SpaceCowgirl2501: 30
SpaceCowgirl2501: 40
SpaceCowgirl2501: uh huh
SpaceCowgirl2501: suuure
eluses: but.... look at the sheer volume of writing in those posts.... oh yesssss
eluses: my precious.........
SpaceCowgirl2501: hell my blog is already almost as long as yours
SpaceCowgirl2501: hahaha
SpaceCowgirl2501: stoop
eluses: hell my ass
SpaceCowgirl2501: im still too emotionally unstable when it comes to lotr
SpaceCowgirl2501: hell your ass? haha
eluses: hey, start reading my blog and next year when yer done let me know............
eluses: hahahahaha
SpaceCowgirl2501: oh good one
SpaceCowgirl2501: wow clever
eluses: hahahahahah
eluses: mmwahgahahahaha
eluses: hey remember i thought you were on my side?
SpaceCowgirl2501: whatever dude, my blog rawks, and thats why u were so desperate to start one with me
SpaceCowgirl2501: no i dont remember that
eluses: um... it was my idea after all (coughs)
SpaceCowgirl2501: uhhhhh
SpaceCowgirl2501: no way
SpaceCowgirl2501: i suggested it
eluses: you're in denial
SpaceCowgirl2501: i brought it up out of pity
SpaceCowgirl2501: because your blog is so dismal
eluses: ahhh your memory fails you
SpaceCowgirl2501: my memory is like a steel trap
eluses: its dismally radient
SpaceCowgirl2501: radient?
SpaceCowgirl2501: or radiANT
eluses: ants?
SpaceCowgirl2501: see, u need me to correct your sp errors
eluses: yes
SpaceCowgirl2501: thats sad, because i cant spell
eluses: and you need me.. in general
eluses: hehehehehe
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha whatever dude
SpaceCowgirl2501: where would u even be without me
SpaceCowgirl2501: NOWHERE
SpaceCowgirl2501: thats where
eluses: so.. i'd be even?
SpaceCowgirl2501: no..ud be nowhere
SpaceCowgirl2501: which is bad
SpaceCowgirl2501: so..
SpaceCowgirl2501: ud be worse for wear
eluses: i am everywhere. i am omniscient
SpaceCowgirl2501: yeah yeah
SpaceCowgirl2501: thats what they all say
eluses: you use that line too often....
eluses: you're stumbling.....
SpaceCowgirl2501: no
eluses: c'mon b!
SpaceCowgirl2501: its my thing
SpaceCowgirl2501: people expect it of me
SpaceCowgirl2501: and i expect it of myself
SpaceCowgirl2501: its my catchphrase
SpaceCowgirl2501: my motto
SpaceCowgirl2501: my mantre
SpaceCowgirl2501: if u will
eluses: well i will i huess
eluses: guess
eluses: damn it
SpaceCowgirl2501: ha
SpaceCowgirl2501: witty retort
eluses: toast my wit
SpaceCowgirl2501: i dont like toast bro
eluses: see.. it went right over your head
eluses: swish
eluses: cheers
eluses: :-*
SpaceCowgirl2501: ha i was just trying to be amusing in light of your dreary attempt at humor
SpaceCowgirl2501: but whatever
eluses: kim possible
SpaceCowgirl2501: i really dont like toast
SpaceCowgirl2501: kp indeed
eluses: you love my humor
eluses: you have smiled on my account at least several times today lol
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha u have no proof
eluses: so you've been faking it?
eluses: how rude
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha
SpaceCowgirl2501: can u see me to know whether or not im smiling?
eluses: yep
eluses: i'm omnipotent
SpaceCowgirl2501: so what am i wearing right now?
eluses: clothes
SpaceCowgirl2501: more specific bro
eluses: ok sis
SpaceCowgirl2501: why did u invite me to a chat room u arent even in?
eluses: sometimes my powers precede me
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha uh huh
eluses: made ya laugh - again
SpaceCowgirl2501: yeah pity laughing isnt the same thing
eluses: hey - it counts
SpaceCowgirl2501: sort of
SpaceCowgirl2501: only...not really
SpaceCowgirl2501: ahhh no come back i see
SpaceCowgirl2501: i guess i win
eluses: no comeback necessary
SpaceCowgirl2501: its always necessary
SpaceCowgirl2501: your fans expect it
eluses: nope
SpaceCowgirl2501: yep
eluses: :-X
SpaceCowgirl2501: we should just paste this whole stupid conversation on the blog
eluses: finally.. a good idea
eluses: :-P
SpaceCowgirl2501: whatever...one of many
eluses: i knew it was in you
SpaceCowgirl2501: is that a compliment or are u just omnipotent?
eluses: omnipotently complimentary my dear
SpaceCowgirl2501: good to know
eluses: :-*
SpaceCowgirl2501: ahh the transvestite
SpaceCowgirl2501: its good to see her face
eluses: you mean.. his face?
SpaceCowgirl2501: no
SpaceCowgirl2501: HER
eluses: its face?
SpaceCowgirl2501: if it wants to be a girl, then i accept that
eluses: lol
eluses: (laughing out loud)
SpaceCowgirl2501: no you arent
eluses: well we should want what's best for it
SpaceCowgirl2501: of course
SpaceCowgirl2501: its very dear to us
eluses: but.. it should be able to make its own choice
SpaceCowgirl2501: uh, i think it did that when it decided to put the liptick on
SpaceCowgirl2501: and the mascara
eluses: its confused
SpaceCowgirl2501: and the eyeshadow
eluses: in a sexy way
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha i see...and yet i dont
eluses: hell my ass
eluses: its sexy
SpaceCowgirl2501: ha u can stop saying that any time now
SpaceCowgirl2501: i spose it is
SpaceCowgirl2501: it does look like me after all
eluses: pretty so pretty
SpaceCowgirl2501: you have an unnatural attraction to the smile-thing
eluses: 8-)
SpaceCowgirl2501: i think its time for another intervention
eluses: 8-):-P;-):-)O:-):-D
SpaceCowgirl2501: yeek
eluses: they look so nice together
eluses: so... happy?
SpaceCowgirl2501: disturbingly so
eluses: ah they're cute
SpaceCowgirl2501: in a creepy little way
eluses: kevin is unsure of your existence
SpaceCowgirl2501: no way
SpaceCowgirl2501: hes talking about me?
eluses: haha
eluses: well i tried to show him the halloween pic
SpaceCowgirl2501: and
eluses: i think if i met you.. you'd cease to exist..............
eluses: chew on that
SpaceCowgirl2501: haha i dont think so
SpaceCowgirl2501: wait im confused
SpaceCowgirl2501: i totally exist dude
SpaceCowgirl2501: kevin can try to deny it all he wants
SpaceCowgirl2501: hes just spiteful because i broke off the engagement
eluses: ok, forget the philosophy
SpaceCowgirl2501: its already forgotten bro
SpaceCowgirl2501: no worries there
SpaceCowgirl2501: soo wait
SpaceCowgirl2501: is kevin there?
SpaceCowgirl2501: tell him i want the ring back
eluses: that's like gollum thinking he's gonna get the ring back
SpaceCowgirl2501: well technically he does
SpaceCowgirl2501: for a few minutes
eluses: are you that obsessed?
SpaceCowgirl2501: oh u know it
eluses: gollu.. er brigid?
SpaceCowgirl2501: *coughs*GOLLUM*coughs*
eluses: oh no
SpaceCowgirl2501: yeah, better get me that ring
SpaceCowgirl2501: or ill kill all of ya
eluses: well.... on that note i gotta jet.. ttyl....
SpaceCowgirl2501: ah sure
SpaceCowgirl2501: ur just scared
SpaceCowgirl2501: where r ya off to
SpaceCowgirl2501: ah fine, dont tell me
eluses: the call of duty
SpaceCowgirl2501: ha i dont buy that chief
eluses: spontanious visits
SpaceCowgirl2501: suure
eluses: its true
SpaceCowgirl2501: uh huh
SpaceCowgirl2501: with whom then
SpaceCowgirl2501: see, i win
eluses: well, if you were to suddenly show up here and i was on the AIM.......
SpaceCowgirl2501: id kick you
SpaceCowgirl2501: but thats just me
eluses: ha
SpaceCowgirl2501: im one of a kind
eluses: i know
SpaceCowgirl2501: ha well fine
SpaceCowgirl2501: go have fun
eluses: U2 babe
SpaceCowgirl2501: tell your friend that i want to marry him/her
eluses: ha ok
SpaceCowgirl2501: sweet
eluses: feel free to post this in the blog..... hehehaha
eluses: such exciting writing
SpaceCowgirl2501: consider it posted bro
SpaceCowgirl2501: oh i know
eluses: thanks sis
eluses: happy trails
SpaceCowgirl2501: alrighty
SpaceCowgirl2501: au revoir l'anana

dear monkeytron, my commitment is true and profound and undying as far as the moment is concerned. and in the moment is eternity. now...... take a look at my superb track record with my own splendorous blog "as real as a 2 by 4 to the face" and there is a shining example of commitment... yes indeed indeed. now.. you must trust me and rise to the challenge ; )
in the land of bloggerdom the one eyed is king. there is one blog to rule them all.. every night and every morn some to bloggerdom are born.. every morn and every night some are born to blog delight, some are born to endless night...

stop alluding to lotr chief. im gonna start crying again. *SOBS*

im more committed to this blog than g is.

why wont this thing work properly tonight!?

yessim. you cannot deny the excitement of my triumphant return! b... babe... b.. so so sorry to leave all this weight on your shoulders alone... but we both know you are one strong tough customer. sometimes ya just gotta carry the weight for the both of us. i just know you can do it! so.. proposition.. meeting of the minds tonite? perhaps even a drunken donuts interlude?

proposition you say? ah, ill have to check my schedule, because as you know, EVERYONE these days wants a piece of the ol b-rigid. however, a night of sitting in a booth, exchanging repartee over lightly glazed, fat-saturated pastries does sound strangely alluring.

the solution: ud better get in touch with me bro. your people will meet with my people, and blah blah blah, itll all work out FAB. trust me chief, im a professional.

my apologies at my insensitive absence.. but when the road calleth i must goeth. yesseth. duheth. this is g-chief.. just back from a short new england tour and ready to get down to business here. last night it was a dunkin donuts at 2:30 am on way back to boston from providence, RI. creepy dudes and women who couldn't speak english tryin to rip us off, yet force a dozen donuts on us. i actually ate 3, yes three donuts in my semi drunken state. i never eat donuts but knew full well the error of my decision. the next day we threw out the majority of those fat inducing little monsters. sigh. where is b-rigid these days? no doubt wasting time doing things like "homework" and such. anyway, we had to cut our way to freedom after the providence gig due to someone locking us in the lot. we decided to follow the call and "live free or die" perhaps........................ i think we did well. well sleep calls, though b-rigid does not. conan chortles from the next room. goodnite!

well well well. look who's back.
did you think id forget the day you left? how you just walked out on this blog as if it meant nothing to you? well guess again mr. g-chief. this past week, when youve been off carousing, ive been here, with the entire weight of this blog on my shoulders. and now, after all the time ive spent nurturing it, lurving it, you think you can just waltz back into its life, and take back what you believe to be yours? sorry pal, b-rigid dont play that game.

of course, on the other hand, this thing is pretty dern boring with just me here...so i guess you can use it again...FOR NOW.

muhaha. i love being the owner, i feel so drunk with power. oh and speaking of intoxication, whats this i hear of a little excursion to DRUNKin donuts?? you rapscallion, you. a cheeseless, late-night donut run without me- the queen of midnight donuting. how sad indeed. mind you, its not quite as sad as consuming 3 donuts in one sitting, but its still fairly tragic nonetheless.

in any case, its good to have ya back chief!

so this blog is boring when g isnt around. why? because then it's just me blabbering on to myself, and i already have a blog where i do that (and believe me, it isnt pretty). i spose i could advertise my blog here, while im all alone, but im far too ethical to do that. and by ethical, i mean lazy.

i ferociously overused the word 'blog' in that paragraph. it was like a little blog farm. a smorgasbord of blog if u will. ok its getting weird now. im leaving.

why was i even here in the first place??

so it seems that for now my name will be coming up under every post, regardless of whether or not i actually composed it. see that last post? down there? yeah, i didnt write that. not that i wouldnt want to take credit for that hulking slice of literary genius. no, im just honest. Honest like a frog.

yeah so anyway, my contribution below begins when the font becomes italic. ain't that clever? thats why i'm the OWNER of this blog, yeah u heard me. i run this joint with an iron fist. i am MONKEYTRON.
I'm also the 'B' of 'B & G'. what does the B stand for, u ask? well...it stands for monkeytron. deal with it.

PS: (nobody else look at this, this is a private message for g)
i fixed your spelling errors!!! you can thank me later buddy.

muhahaha

that's right.. the den of socks. my den of socks conspires against me in an attempt to become holy.. holiness wears on the sole.. of my feet, or rather the heel which does not heal easily with blisters. then of course there is always the awol den member.. there in the dryer is some secret worm hole where one of those little bastards always escapes.. but escapes to where? some lucky happy hunting grounds for socks? some alternate universe where they don't huddle in dens but in blissful multitudes, sipping martinis and running free? bastards. imagine somehow transporting yourself through that worm hole in the dryer and taking back those escapees by the hundreds.. maybe thousands.. bring 'em back here and sell 'em off -back into the market! but it could be dangerous.. so many socks ganging up on ya.. not a pretty way to go.

sorry buddy, my socks aren't 21 till april 23...they sip lemonade not martinis. and mine mostly consist of toe socks, which adds a whole new level of creepiness to this whole idea.
on a more positive note, i think ive discovered the solution to all this. Ive got one word for ya chief:
DISPOSABLE SOCKS. oh yes.

I have to publish something to see the blog...so here it is. A post created out of necessity and not out of lurve. how sad, how tragic.